Scroggins Crosswired Local News - October 1999

Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality

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October 29, 1999

Burgamy sees opportunity in Halloween confusion

October 28, 1999

Marshall and Cranford continue lobbing grenades

October 27, 1999

Radio host flashes studio guests

October 26, 1999

Macon gigs cellular users $1 monthly fee for slush fund

October 25, 1999

Elder and Burgamy hold first radio hand-signal debate

October 23, 1999

City to buy Wienermobile and designate Mayor as 'Head Wienie'

October 22, 1999

Relief from stench sought in East Dublin

October 21, 1999

Exchange Club president body-slammed at State Fair

October 20, 1999

Macon-Bibb merger panel asks for more time

October 19, 1999

Richardson menaces the midway

October 18, 1999

EPD won't fine Macon Water Authority

October 15, 1999

Danville Men admit City Hall arson

October 14, 1999

Alabamians to continue buying lottery tickets in Georgia

October 13, 1999

Alabama don't need no lottery

October 12, 1999

Living absentees throw election to Warfrat in Dodge commission runoff

October 11, 1999

Unification officials propose splitting Bibb into 15 separate counties

October 8, 1999

New Yorker robs Baldwin banks on behalf of Mets

October 7, 1999

Richardson endorses mooning for conflict resolution

October 6, 1999

Truck driver reveals Bibb water cutoff part of alien conspiracy

October 5, 1999

 Food makers reeling from class action suits

October 4, 1999

Group hopes to register homeless to vote

October 1, 1999

Bike lanes, electric sidewalks, airboats, camel trains considered in transportation plan

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Disclaimer: The accounts, quotes and stories on this page are wholly fictitious and intended as satire and humor. Although real names may be used and all good humor has an element of truth, this stuff ain't real. If you didn't already know these stories were bogus, then you're not too bright. --Steve Scroggins

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These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny & Charles.

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To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.

See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.

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