Scroggins Crosswired Local News -
October 1999Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality
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HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see) |
Burgamy sees opportunity in Halloween confusion |
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Marshall and Cranford continue lobbing grenades |
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Radio host flashes studio guests |
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Macon gigs cellular users $1 monthly fee for slush fund |
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Elder and Burgamy hold first radio hand-signal debate |
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City to buy Wienermobile and designate Mayor as 'Head Wienie' |
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Relief from stench sought in East Dublin |
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Exchange Club president body-slammed at State Fair |
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Macon-Bibb merger panel asks for more time |
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Richardson menaces the midway |
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EPD won't fine Macon Water Authority |
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Danville Men admit City Hall arson |
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Alabamians to continue buying lottery tickets in Georgia |
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Alabama don't need no lottery |
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Living absentees throw election to Warfrat in Dodge commission runoff |
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Unification officials propose splitting Bibb into 15 separate counties |
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New Yorker robs Baldwin banks on behalf of Mets |
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Richardson endorses mooning for conflict resolution |
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Truck driver reveals Bibb water cutoff part of alien conspiracy |
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Food makers reeling from class action suits |
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Group hopes to register homeless to vote |
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Bike lanes, electric sidewalks, airboats, camel trains considered in transportation plan |
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Write Your Own Macon News Story
These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny & Charles.
Visit the AM940 Morning Show web site
To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.
See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.
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